Tips to fail in exams::
A collection of thoughts on how
to fail in written exams for
Promotions. Equally useful for
JAIIB, CAIIB, Diplomas,
Certifications and all Banking
Exams.
A. Always cry for time not
available. Because people
who clear exams are free in
their job or they do not
work at all. Blame them.
B. Please do not leave any
opportunity to wish your
all the known and
unknown in Groups /
Social Media. Else they
may forget you!
C. Do not buy any single book
as it is not reimbursed by
Bank. Just collect PDFs
even for books readily
available in Market at dirt
cheap prices.
D. Join all WhatsApp,
Telegram, Kaizala,
Facebook, Snapchat, Hike
Groups and Lists where
word Promotion is used.
Keep on reading all
messages.
E. If that is not enough
prepare your own Group
and keep on sharing
material in PDF, PPT from
various sources.
Knowledge is important. It
is not a copyright job of
Faculties only.
F. Collect maximum possible
eBooks in PDF and save in
a folder well organised by
topics. Don’t read any of
them You can read them
next year.
G. Keep on asking for latest
QSS in Groups. Older
edition was published in
1881 and become
obsolete in 2018.
H. Be a silent reader in
Groups you joined. Do not
ask any doubt as that may
prove you less
knowledgeable. So keep
silence.
I. Blame Group Admins for
useless Groups you joined
after a thorough search.
They should keep on
sharing eBooks, Material in
soft copy.
J. Never ever share any idea
for preparing. If you do so
you will get another and
that will create
competition.
K. Pass E-Lessons using
already available keys on
Social Media. What I know
about ETHICS is a
web-based application
used for WebCAS and
OTMS.
L. Never practice MCQs. If
you do that you get
confused of options. So
read directly answers. You
have got memory and willremember options directly.
After all Paper Setters will
copy these questions only.
M.Do not practice any
Rationale, Situation
Analysis, For & Against,
Case Study, Essay. Why I
should I develop my
writing skills! Descriptive
Exams are Disruptive!
A collection of thoughts on how
to fail in written exams for
Promotions. Equally useful for
JAIIB, CAIIB, Diplomas,
Certifications and all Banking
Exams.
A. Always cry for time not
available. Because people
who clear exams are free in
their job or they do not
work at all. Blame them.
B. Please do not leave any
opportunity to wish your
all the known and
unknown in Groups /
Social Media. Else they
may forget you!
C. Do not buy any single book
as it is not reimbursed by
Bank. Just collect PDFs
even for books readily
available in Market at dirt
cheap prices.
D. Join all WhatsApp,
Telegram, Kaizala,
Facebook, Snapchat, Hike
Groups and Lists where
word Promotion is used.
Keep on reading all
messages.
E. If that is not enough
prepare your own Group
and keep on sharing
material in PDF, PPT from
various sources.
Knowledge is important. It
is not a copyright job of
Faculties only.
F. Collect maximum possible
eBooks in PDF and save in
a folder well organised by
topics. Don’t read any of
them You can read them
next year.
G. Keep on asking for latest
QSS in Groups. Older
edition was published in
1881 and become
obsolete in 2018.
H. Be a silent reader in
Groups you joined. Do not
ask any doubt as that may
prove you less
knowledgeable. So keep
silence.
I. Blame Group Admins for
useless Groups you joined
after a thorough search.
They should keep on
sharing eBooks, Material in
soft copy.
J. Never ever share any idea
for preparing. If you do so
you will get another and
that will create
competition.
K. Pass E-Lessons using
already available keys on
Social Media. What I know
about ETHICS is a
web-based application
used for WebCAS and
OTMS.
L. Never practice MCQs. If
you do that you get
confused of options. So
read directly answers. You
have got memory and willremember options directly.
After all Paper Setters will
copy these questions only.
M.Do not practice any
Rationale, Situation
Analysis, For & Against,
Case Study, Essay. Why I
should I develop my
writing skills! Descriptive
Exams are Disruptive!
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